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Date: 2017-07-10 06:54 pm (UTC)Because there's a lady that would like to meet you but she asked me if you would really be interested in the first place.
[Kay doesn't really like, nor can lie, so he doesn't bother most of the time.]
Oh? But we had fun at the shooting range.
[Nope.]
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Date: 2017-07-14 07:06 pm (UTC)That's, uh, really nice of you, but I'm good.I'm really busy with work so I don't know that now is the best time for a relationship.
Can I ask who it is, though?
[He doesn't know many women, so this was kind of shocking. He hadn't noticed anyone making advances on him.]
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Date: 2017-07-14 08:50 pm (UTC)You are always busy with work, maybe taking a day off could do you good. if it doesn't work, it doesn't work. She can't speak but she uses the communicator just fine and she seem to share some of your interests.
Her name is Neo.
I am so sorry
Date: 2017-07-16 04:58 am (UTC)And just what interests would those be? [Vigilantism?] I haven't seen any turian women around - how'd you find her?
But fine, if it will make you happy, I'll at least say hello. The no talking thing isn't an issue. I prefer women that don't speak.
...That came out wrong.
I meant women who don't speak so much so that I can converse with them. I have no problem with loud women.
I'm just going to shut up now.
I laughed so hard
Date: 2017-07-16 08:42 pm (UTC)She likes mysterious people and she also works a lot, also likes pokemon. And he's a bodyguard! Ah, she's not turian, she's human. Or looks like it at least.
Yes. It really came out wrong. [Kay is judging you a bit here, Garrus.]
It's okay, I think I get it.
Then my work here is done!
Date: 2017-07-17 05:44 am (UTC)Since when do I like mysterious people? Have you met me? I like my books wide open. Black and White.
I'm, uh, not sure on the whole human thing. Don't really know how that works. We have different amino bases so I'm not sure if anything would be toxic to each other.
Not that I'm planning on doing anything the first date.
Well, maybe. Sometimes things happen. But only if she wants it.
But what I meant was what if even a kiss goodnight is poisonous? I don't think this is a good idea.
Does she even know that I'm a turian?
/applauds
Date: 2017-07-17 06:58 pm (UTC)No, I'm saying that she might like you because you are kind of mysterious. And the rest of things, well, who doesn't like a bodyguard? They're fond of weapons and you are too.
[Why you gotta be so difficult.]
Do only what you feel comfortable doing, Garrus. And same advice goes for her. Is it worth giving it a try? If you don't like it, you don't have to see each other again.
if it worries you so much, we could analyze your organism and take a sample of human blood and see if they affect each other.
Neo knows you aren't human. She doesn't mind, obviously.
/bows
Date: 2017-07-21 05:00 pm (UTC)I'm mysterious? [ He never would have pegged himself for that trope. Sure, there's the Archangel thing but no one actually knows about that, right? ]
I mean, I won't say that just being a bodyguard is a turn on for me, but I guess we could bond over weapons if she's that into them... She fights with a gun right? Because a shockingly large number of people here prefer swords and those just aren't my thing.
I guess? I think it would vary from person to person, though; that's how levo-dextro food crossing works. So we could find out if I'm allergic to humans overall, but we'd have to test each human separately to find out if they're allergic to turians.
Not that I'm looking to sleep with every human.
Or any human.
I don't even know how sleeping with humans works.
♥
Date: 2017-07-21 06:57 pm (UTC)I didn't ask her about her weapons but that could be a good subject of conversation. [Who doesn't like to talk about it?]
Oh, that's complicated. But knowing if you are allergic to humans on principle is a good thing already. We will figure out the rest in no time, don't stress yourself.
You could try but you will need to have breaks every now and then.
I know a bit but you probably want to ask someone else that. Not Cassian, he would die from embarrassment. You could ask Tanussen, he seems to know a lot about it even if he isn't human.
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Date: 2017-08-29 04:08 am (UTC)[He's already learned enough from the man to scar him for life thank you very much.]
I'll probably just, you know, not. That seems like the safest way to go.
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Date: 2017-08-30 09:11 pm (UTC)[Yes, go ask a priest about Xeno sex, Garrus. Flawless plan.]
Hm. Yes I suppose you could leave that for the second date or so.
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Date: 2017-09-26 05:52 pm (UTC)I could be abstinate, right? People do it all the time.
[someone save him]
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Date: 2017-09-26 06:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-26 07:02 pm (UTC)That’s… [awkward cough] comforting.
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:04 pm (UTC)Very. he was busy trying not to get killed, that keeps you occupied.
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Date: 2017-09-26 10:51 pm (UTC)[God he needs a drink right now.
Cassian too, probably.]
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Date: 2017-09-27 06:34 pm (UTC)Anyway...good luck with your future date, Garrus. Let me know if it went well.
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Date: 2017-09-27 07:48 pm (UTC)Thanks. Will do.