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Date: 2017-08-29 04:08 am (UTC)[He's already learned enough from the man to scar him for life thank you very much.]
I'll probably just, you know, not. That seems like the safest way to go.
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Date: 2017-08-30 09:11 pm (UTC)[Yes, go ask a priest about Xeno sex, Garrus. Flawless plan.]
Hm. Yes I suppose you could leave that for the second date or so.
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Date: 2017-09-26 05:52 pm (UTC)I could be abstinate, right? People do it all the time.
[someone save him]
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Date: 2017-09-26 06:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-26 07:02 pm (UTC)That’s… [awkward cough] comforting.
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:04 pm (UTC)Very. he was busy trying not to get killed, that keeps you occupied.
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Date: 2017-09-26 10:51 pm (UTC)[God he needs a drink right now.
Cassian too, probably.]
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Date: 2017-09-27 06:34 pm (UTC)Anyway...good luck with your future date, Garrus. Let me know if it went well.
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Date: 2017-09-27 07:48 pm (UTC)Thanks. Will do.