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[Cassian you just named like seventeen thousand drinks.]
Let me check.
Yeah, got it.
[He only has a couple of non-dextro drinks for those rare times he has company (the only reason he has regular coffee at all), and neither of them are anything fruity or swirly.
He's lying through his teeth here and he has no regrets if it gets Cassian out of a bar at this point. Man's sloshed.]
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Date: 2018-02-11 01:34 pm (UTC)Guns are nice
and so's booze
you have the swirly one?it's tasty like fruit and it has a tiny umbrella
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Date: 2018-03-12 05:33 pm (UTC)Let me check.
Yeah, got it.
[He only has a couple of non-dextro drinks for those rare times he has company (the only reason he has regular coffee at all), and neither of them are anything fruity or swirly.
He's lying through his teeth here and he has no regrets if it gets Cassian out of a bar at this point. Man's sloshed.]