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[reachnotflexibility]

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hahaha

[reachnotflexibility]

I think I'm funny? [What part of that was even a joke?]

[Did he even realize that the robot that booted him out technically works underneath him? Geez Louise he's a handful when he's like this.]

Come crash at my place. I have a spare room you can use for now. You can worry about him suspending you tomorrow.

[But shoot, he's going to need a better argument than that with Cassian like this.]

I have booze. [Not that Cassian can drink any of it, but hopefully he's too far gone to remember that.] And I can show you some of the weapons I've been working on in the morning. [Not tonight while he's still drunk. And probably not in the morning if he's still all weird. The last thing he needs is for him to shoot down Kay.] You still like guns, right?

[captain_by_the_book]

[ He is such a handful. Even regular Cassian is a handful when he's properly drunk. ]

Guns are nice

and so's booze

you have the swirly one?it's tasty like fruit and it has a tiny umbrella

[reachnotflexibility]

[Cassian you just named like seventeen thousand drinks.]

Let me check.

Yeah, got it.

[He only has a couple of non-dextro drinks for those rare times he has company (the only reason he has regular coffee at all), and neither of them are anything fruity or swirly.

He's lying through his teeth here and he has no regrets if it gets Cassian out of a bar at this point. Man's sloshed.]